Team

Steve Hafner
Level: CEO/Co-founder
Skill: Skis on Water
Favorite Drink: Yes

Paul English
Rank: CTO/Co-founder
Powers: Customer Empath
Black Belt Certification: Team Formation

Karen Klein
Class: General Counsel
Alignment: Lawful Good
Jedi Mind Trick: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Keith Melnick
Class: EVP Biz Dev
Best Spell: Power Word Deal
Favorite Food: Bacon

Kellie Pelletier
Type: VP Comm
Action: Ninja Press Release Strike
Favorite Kill Move: Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

Drew Patterson
Title: VP Marketing
Main Ability: Conjure Keywords XII
Favorite Movie: Goodburger

Bill O'Donnell
Grade: Chief Artichoke
Best Counter-move: Acronym Stun
Favorite Singer: Kim Possible

Paul Schwenk
Stratum: VP Eng
Genius: Code Freeze Ray
Favorite Location: $3 Baccarat Table